Open and honest conversations about religion with my mother
  • Granny, for the 100000th time: I really don't think Shakespeare wrote all of his own plays.
  • Me, for the 100000th time: I do!
  • Mum: You have faith in him. Believing Shakespeare wrote all of his own plays is like believing in god.
  • Me: Well, yes, but I believe in Shakespeare, I don't believe in god.
  • Mum: You do believe in god.
  • Me: Um, I don't actually.
  • Mum: You do.
  • Me: Actually I don't.
  • Mum: Yes you do.
  • Me: I really don't.
  • Mum: You do.
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  • Stephen Fry: Oh, I find that very easy to believe.