(Source: enjol-ras)

(Source: thenewmetropolitan)


Funny Stuff you like?

  • me trying to flirt: have you read harry potter?
  • (talking about cell phones)
  • Danny Baker: I've never had one. I can't imagine anything worse than being contactable all the time.
  • Jeremy Clarkson: The easiest way is to have a mobile phone and no friends- that's what I do.
  • Stephen Fry: Oh, I find that very easy to believe.
I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.
Sylvia Plath

(Source: incorrectsylviaplathquotes)


It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

(Source: rianderthal)